Bankrupt USGOV Syndicate Enters Borrowing Death Spiral

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Moody’s Investors Service late Friday cut its outlook on the U.S. sovereign credit rating to negative from stable, citing higher interest rates and doubts about the government’s ability implement effective fiscal policies.

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[BROKEN BOND]

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PROTIP: PRE-ELECTION

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[IMF WARNING]

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